Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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