I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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