Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
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constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
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I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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