i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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