Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
