so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
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Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
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Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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