3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
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Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
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I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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