doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
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He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
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I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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