So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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