He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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