So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
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Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
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I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Well I just put wine in my tea
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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