so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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