ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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