im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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