We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
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Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
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He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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