You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
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I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
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I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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