How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
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i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
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My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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