how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
