On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
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