I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
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how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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