you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
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So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
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Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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