this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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