Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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