No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
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Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
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Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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