I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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