i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I think I am morally bankrupt
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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