i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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