Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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