Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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