Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
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i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
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with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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