Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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