Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
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definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
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Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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