great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
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she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
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I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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