Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
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Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
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Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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