She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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