It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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