I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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