Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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