Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I'm like, not good at living.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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