Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
