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I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
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The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
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Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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