This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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