Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
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It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
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So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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