It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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