no, he came in my armpit
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I am spending my child support on dildos
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
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This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
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javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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