ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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