you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
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I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
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Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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