Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
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I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
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Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
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