I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
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