I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
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i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
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I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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