i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
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I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
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You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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