Do you still have your period?
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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