Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
even my farts smell like vagina
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
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So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
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They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container