Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records