I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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