Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
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With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
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It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!