you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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