I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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